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Time flies when yo is havin’ fun (or how porn and analytics go hand in hand)

So, I was gonna post this amaze version of a song, performed by this amazing woman… but didn’t get the rights to it, so ya, now I simply cannot doit. Sucks bt. Kinda goes pretty well with da way Ima feelin’ right now. Seems like it was only a couple of days ago I was in Maroc, happily workin’ on ma blog, fez on like a champ, in da sun… (image attached to prove it actually happened… Ok, perhaps I was lookin’ at a map in this particular instance, but isn’t it nice to imagine I was writing ma blog? I say YES, and it’s my blog, so my imagination rules right now).
But ya, feels like a lifetime ago. Guess it’s true, stuff yo hear through da grapevine… time does fly when yo is havin’ fun. BUT, Ima firm believer of creating yo own happiness whereeva yo is rollin’. This is why Ima now turnin’ to porn. And naturally analytics, (kinda heaven and hell for me… I do have a massive weak spot for analytics). Here we go.

So, there is a site called Pornhub, (not an in-yo-face-name at all, kinda like actual porn), and this site has a lot of traffic, apparently something ’round a billion/month. So kinda big deal in da porn world, and kinda big in da world full stop. Let’s face it, porn clearly gets da peeps goin’, whether yo like it or not. Anyhoo, this site is getting’ with da times, and have started to analyse its visitors and their behaviour, AND how worldwide action is impacting these porn addicts, and their consumption of their drug of choice. It’s kinda interesting, albeit brief. Anyhoo, I’ll let you read the article, anything else would be considered plagiarism.

All this porn-talk made me reflect over da fact that this is the first time Ima bloggin’ in bed… so guess da only appropriate question is: Guess what Ima wearing right now?

Well, since Ima still in Sweden, da appropriate answer would be layers and layers and layers… which is, come to think of it, the true definition of HOT. Yup, I won’t be cold tonite. Now, go back to yo porn, Ima gonna keep at ma ultra-exciting life. Stay tuned.

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