I like big boobs and I cannot lie (or how golden horses aren’t always appropriate)

I like big boobs and I cannot lie (or how golden horses aren't always appropriate)

Yo! So ya, big boobs are cool. And I’m right now in a coolio kinda period when I’m receiving a private text each day. Consisting of a great boob shot. Yup. That’s sorta how I roll. Have a bit of a challenge going with one of ma fav G’s. We’re basically competing in who has the biggest boobs. She has a massive advantage given to her by nature. I’m tots OD’ing on hormones to try and beat her. Not doing much, but fucking up ma mood, to be honest. Anyhoo, the only thing calming ma hormones down at da mo is THAT daily image… and to be fair, I’d probs look stupid with huge tits, so think Ima gonna go off the hormones as of tomoz. Just leave ma mood and ma tits alone kinda thing.

On a diffo note I read something utterly ridiculous today, so stupid I cannot believe it’s true. But apparently it is. It’s sort of a modern day Robin Hood scenario, but reversed. Basically the UK’s *PM is saying they need to make cuts, financial cuts, which will affect the public sector. Which sucks. But that’s not the worst part of it. He’s presenting this so called “permanent austerity” surrounded by gold. Never mind the golden throne, he had to put a fucking golden horse in the image to top it off. SERIOUSLY DUDE – WTF??? #flabbergastedtosaytheleast

*David Cameron is the young son of Mary Fleur and a stockbroker called Donald Cameron. Young David was very early on diagnosed by a very unusual disease, involving an unhealthy obsession with gold, in combination with the lack of common decency. Sadly, (clearly), he never quite recovered from his childhood condition.

Either way, I spent my nite having dinner with one of ma fav G’s and a thoroughly inspirational man. It was amazing. Yup. Ma ultra-exciting life keeps on keeping on. Stay tuned.

(oh, and here’s the “golden article” – enjoy, hope you’ll laugh more than you’ll vomit, while reading this groconess galore).

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